Friday, July 22, 2016

Essay. Chapt. 1, On My Way to the Beach

Waking up without an alarm is now second nature. An all senses organic experience starting with the operatic birds’ songs, an impressive luminosity, followed by the sweet aromas of my balcony plants (rosemary, mint, lavender and basil) with a hint of eucalyptus from the nearby park carried by a sweet breeze. A sigh of contentment, the fridge is right there, a glass of iced coffee and a cigarette, perfection. That’s when it hits me, my sweetheart is not here to share that moment of bliss. Gosh did Wayne love his morning coffee and first puffs. A tear or two followed by a good earthy wholesome out-loud curse: FUCK YOU! And as to pretend it matters, a look at the ceiling with a whispering I love you and a kiss. It has been a year and a half, yet it feels all surreal, it should not have happened to us, to me. Being halfway around the world did not change the fact I have a half missing. The other half seems to weigh a ton now. So here I am, with my lit cancer stick on one hand, a perfect iced coffee on the other, it’s a beautiful day in a beautiful town, so lets shout another FUCK YOU and try to make the best of this “new normal” life I so heard about.

My neighborhood is what one wants it to be. Mostly populated by students who make it their home for few years before heading to their future “real” lives, careers, crying babies, etc… A bit like being around NYU with its pseudo bohemian feel A final playground before stepping into adulthood and all it intakes.
Bars are plentiful, so are consignment shops, “cheap” eateries, late night opened squares to gather, meet, sing, dance and be merry and get stoned. Two blocks away the vibes become more mature, a micro center with its food markets, hairdressers and barber shops, semi high-end restaurants and high end clothing stores. Locals mixing with tourists. A West Village feeling.
The gay movement started one block from my apartment at the “Place du Marche aux Fleures.” The “Cafe de la Mer” was the original gay artistic and intellectual gathering place, it has since change owners. The “old queers” still live in the neighborhood and thrive with their antique shops, hair salons and interior decoration businesses, a cliché, but true. Just around the corner there are now two gay bars; one established for sometimes, “The Heaven,” and the newbie, “The Up Bar,” a little more upscale, imagine the difference between Cherry Groves and The Pines on FI. I do enjoy the latter one and the company of its owners, Parisians expatriates. Not unlike New York, Montpellier is mostly populated by non-natives, yet unlike New York, being accepted by a Montpellierain is not easy, they say one cannot call oneself Montpellierain before having been a resident for at least 6 years. The French I tell y’a! but I regress...

As I enjoyed a beer at Up the conversation turned into places to go, see, etc… I mentioned I was a fan of “Plage de l’Espiguette” unfortunately a little far away (it takes a tram, a bus and 30 minutes bike ride, a good 2 hours.) Beaches near Montpellier are plentiful, I am however very particular when it comes to beaches. They have to be secluded from buildings. not overly crowded, NO CHILDREN, no loud music, no this and no that either. Mostly untamed natural havens of sand, with birthday suits allowed. Sorry to be such a New Yorker: my NY references would be Fire Island or Sandy Hook, NJ. So of course ask the gays, mind you I am not looking for A gay beach, but usually it comes with my unorthodox demands… So “Plage de Maguelone” was mentioned, along with directions, tram (no. 4 Garcia Lorka stop,) bus number (32, stop Pilou,) and the turn to take once at the beach after passing the Cathedral de Maguelone (right, then 800 meters.)


So it’s 9 AM, I said my last FUCK YOU, took my umbrella, hat, and all the beach accessories needed, well my bathroom towel actually (mental note: buy a beach towel.) Halfway way down to the tram I realized I did not make cigarettes (I am “|tubing” now for economical reasons, does say the stupid idiot instead of trying to quit…) Anyway a day at the beach without fags, the smoking kind, would be like a day without sun or worst. A pack of Elyxir 100s later and a bottle of cold Perrier I am on the tram, so far so good. 9:30, looking for the bus stop, there are two, none mentioning no. 32. I am now sweating, I have ten minutes to find out where to go, my heart is pounding, I am running around like a headless chicken. I have a condition I call, nonsense panic when not knowing where to go with unknown public transportation. As if my life depended on it. Just a non comprehensible fear of missing THE bus, and it is not like there wouldn’t be another one twenty minutes later! Finally there it is, the infamous no. 32 bus, passing right by me not stopping! What to do? I am starting to run after this driving beast, am I supposed to bark to it as well? When suddenly it makes a U-turn and stops by the bus shelter right across from where I am standing. I must make a run for it through the upcoming traffic, my hat is about to fall, I don’t care, I’ll buy a new one, all I need is to catch that bus. Sigh of relieve, I made it, I won, I tamed the beast… I am good!!! Yet, as for my infamous win it was the terminal, the blue large vehicle will idle for another five minutes before departing. All sweaty, with my heart pounding a hundred miles per hour I sat, wondering what the fuck is wrong with me.   

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